1. Fur kids don’t fight over who gets the front seat.
2. There are no 3 a.m. phone calls to come and get your fur kid down at the local police station.
3. No college bills.
4. No screaming meemie temper tantrums in the grocery store.
5. A cross word won’t put your fur kid into therapy for years.
6. No arguing for just one more TV show before bedtime.
7. You can put a harness on a fur kid and no one screams child abuse.
8. A fur kid can’t argue about what they’re going to wear that day.
9. Fur kids don’t pick their noses.
10. You get truly unconditional love.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE FUR KID MOMS OUT THERE.
